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July 13, 2009
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A cheetah clone was found slain at the city zoo. Police suspect a copycat killer.
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July 13, 2009
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Missing out on success? Maybe you need to FOCUS on one thing at a time. A light focused is a LASER that can cut steel.
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I slept through the alarm this morning. Good thing it was only a small fire.
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My frosted flakes melted in the summer.
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[Blog] Old Age Comes at a Bad Time: Used - Ageing is about losing youth and finding a varicose vein. It is about fi... http://ping.fm/v4tt7
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Doctor, I have a memory problem! The doctor says, When did it start? Patient; When did what start?
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[Blog] Stone Root (Collinsonia canadensis) Powder 25 lb box: HE: This is our BULK DISCOUNTED 25 lb plastic-lined ca... http://ping.fm/ZxtEn
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July 12, 2009
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I live in California, and my watch is three hours fast, I can't fix it, so I'm moving to New York.
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I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.
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If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?
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