August 26, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Did Captain Kirk pack his Soloflex on the Enterprise with him? via Ping.fm
August 26, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Lord, my soul is ripped with riot, incited by my wicked diet. "We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man! Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can. To rise on Judgment Day, it's plain! With my present weight, I'll need a crane. via Ping.fm
August 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Ever wonder what a crowded elevator smells like to a midget? via Ping.fm
August 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Did you ever wonder what happened to all the Putt-Putt courses? via Ping.fm
August 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" via Ping.fm
August 25, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. via Ping.fm
August 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Anyone have a clue where I can purchase a case of legal size paper for less than 40.00? via Ping.fm
August 24, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I wonder if people would be upset if Sea World built an amusement part on the grave of Big Willie? via Ping.fm
August 23, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Mary Ann, the Professor, Ginger, the Howells, the Skipper and Gilligan...now THAT would be a fun Reality TV Show. via Ping.fm