January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. via Ping.fm
January 6, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. via Ping.fm
January 5, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. via Ping.fm
January 4, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once. via Ping.fm
January 3, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands? via Ping.fm
January 2, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case. via Ping.fm
January 1, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. via Ping.fm
December 31, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well. via Ping.fm
December 31, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today. via Ping.fm
December 30, 2009 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due? via Ping.fm