January 15, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. via Ping.fm
January 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it's just a pigment of their imagination. via Ping.fm
January 14, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping. via Ping.fm
January 12, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. via Ping.fm
January 11, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? via Ping.fm
January 10, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. via Ping.fm
January 9, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight? via Ping.fm
January 7, 2010 Edit Delete Tags Autopost If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. via Ping.fm